"So yesterday I made these peanut butter cookies. And I decided to put Hershey kisses in the middle, except they were the mini kind... haha and it kinda made them look like boobs! And then I told your Dad, and he just shook his head and laughed! Then he grabbed one and said, "These are the breast cookies ever! In fact, they're so good I need two of them!"

Never have I been prouder to be their offspring.

My parents > your parents.