Last night I had a weird dream.
I dreamed that someone gave me a bottle of this foreign drink and told me it was delicious and I should try some. The bottle was colourful and the writing was in an awesome font, and if you know me, you know I'm a sucker for a good font. And trying foreign things. Anyways so I started chugging back whatever was in this bottle and by the time I was two-thirds done, the person was like, "Oh, by the way, there was liquor in that. Hope that's okay." Yeah, it was NOT okay. I started jumping on things and running into walls and saying really stupid things. I'm not entirely sure if that's how alcohol works, but it was scary and I woke up panicky. But then I realized it was a dream.
Moral of the story: Don't always trust flashy bottles and cool fonts. Or strangers offering you beverages.


My glasses came in today!

Exhibit A: The Royal Wedding. No, I did not wake up in the middle of the night to watch, but I did watch it later on in the day. Especially the highlights. I adored Kate's dress. I can't even express how impressed I was that not only her dress, but also her sister's dress, had sleeves! People don't really realize that modesty does not mean you're a prude, it means you respect yourself and you want others to do the same. Hopefully, her wedding dress is the start of a change in fashion. That would sure make me happy. :)

Exhibit B: The death of Osama Bin Laden. I don't really know what to think about this one. I've never been of the same "eye for an eye" mentality that some people seem to have. I like what Martin Luther King Jr. said once:

My birthday is in exactly two weeks. Momma Froc has been asking me what I want for my birthday. I usually don't like to ask people for things, even on such an auspicious occasion as the celebration of my birth and consequential betterment of the planet. However, since she INSISTS I make her a list, I'll just do it here where I can make it as ridiculous as I please. HA!

• The Glee Warblers CD
• bobby pins (Seriously, where do they go?)
• blowtorch
• power drill
• A wardrobe that takes me to Narnia
• a record player
• a Gnome bowling set
• A car! Either this one, this one, or this one.
• A tea party with Oprah, Julie Andrews, Ellen Degeneres, or Mr. Bean. Or all four of them.
• This dress. 
• An Oompa Loompa to clean my room and sing me bedtime songs
• film for my polaroid camera
• chalkboard paint
• nerf gun with extra ammo
• More Disney bandaids
• a new passport
• A year's supply of Orangina
• A projector so I can watch movies outside in the summer on the side of my house
• A TRIP TO IKEA
• a mango tree
• I Love Lucy Seasons 2-6
• A baby penguin

May just sounds happy. May means springtime. It's when everything starts becoming really green again and when it's that perfectly warm temperature with a little breeze to it. (Unless you live in Lethbridge, where a "little breeze" could fly a kite the size of Texas.) May is birthday month to oodles of my favourite people as well as to... ME! Also, for university kids, May means school is done and summer starts!
And of course summer means....