Frazzles: "Hey, Momma F. remember when we lived in Saskatoon and those kids lived across the street from us?"
Momma F.: "Yeah..."
Frazzles: "Well, you know how sometimes they were mean to me but I never did anything?"
Momma F.: "Yeah..."
Frazzles: "Well, whenever they were mean, I always had the ultimate punishment for them in my mind. I was going to get a universal remote, and sit on our front steps, and change the channel when their favourite shows were on. And then I'd control their car locks too, so people could break into them and take their stuff."
Momma F.: "Wow. You were really evil..."