Some people do recaps of their year that are heartfelt and sweet. Some people have a "Best Nine" on Instagram. Me? I recap in Google searches.

Without further ado, I present to you: My 2017 in Google Searches

January

-Portobello Road

-common Hungarian words in birth registries

-Can you be allergic to margarine?

-music birthday memes

-ballerina cupcakes

February

-What are eyes made out of?

-voice of Grandpa Pig on Peppa Pig

-signs someone is a sociopath

-how to make an elastic waistband not look like an elastic waistband

-penalty for stealing a garbage bin

-What does crunk mean?

March

-stereotypical white girl traits

-spiders with great hair

-how to say mermaid in Russian

-ghost towns of Alberta

-haircuts for fat faces

-rolleiflex cameras

-Jigglypuff

April

-ozone in Australia. Is there one?

-bear size comparison chart

-1960s celestial constellation globe

-create your own Obama campaign poster

-What kind of music makes people want to buy stuff?

-Spencerian method of handwriting

-are shetland llamas real?

May

-Waltzing Matilda ukulele chords

-wonton soup with no wontons

-play ClueFinders 4th Grade Adventure

-kale recipes that taste good

-how much does a toilet weigh?

June

-Schwan's push pops

-Rajasthan destination wedding

-Wimbledon championship

-soundtrack to The Crown

-how to jump out of a cake

-Where can you buy clear glue in bulk?

-Ireland top 40 music

July

-origami dinosaurs

-Hogwarts acceptance letter

-homemade cherry pie filling with no sugar

-red leaves on a cactus

-spiders on drugs

-Black Mexican babies

-how many bananas does it take to kill someone

-almond milk vs. skim milk

August

-trunks painted white

-how to hang a pull down map

-Annecy, France

-live stream solar eclipse

-turn photos into a viewmaster reel

-giant parade float volcano

-rubbing alcohol bottle rocket

-words that begin with Q

September

-granny squares on Call the Midwife

-how to remove butter stains

-Moana colouring pages

-How to pronounce Gustave Caillebotte

-the many uses of pottery crocks

-Justin Bieber lyrics

-air quality index

-can you cook a banana pancake in the microwave?

-opera internships

October

-spaghetti measurer

-Cygnus

-Miss Frizzle's shoes

-video about guy with collapsed lung singing songs about breathing

-unpaper towels

-Uncle Weiner's Wholesale

-funny but appropriate plays

-potato pearls

November

-checklist for hosting a party

-beet slaw

-diaper illustration

-worlds biggest booger extraction

-how long do you put pottery in a rock polisher?

-Neuschwanstein

-Broom-Hilda

-gangsta-wrappa

December

-Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

-Joni Mitchell

-diy wax seals

-rivals of Dallas Broncos

-another word for a mongrel dog

-why do walnuts taste bitter?

-bread puns

Happy New Year!