After my shift at work tonight, Benton and I made a midnight run to Tim Horton's. (He was hanging out with friends. We carpooled. It was environmentally cute.)
-Tu or Vous? A flowchart for Frenchies.

-Beyonce the Riveter

-This guy takes playing with your food to a whole new level. So rad.

-If Wes Anderson, Dr. Seuss, and Oreos had a baby, it would be this commercial.

-Morgan Freeman sucks helium. And is super unimpressed.

-Gangster Lorem Ipsum

-The speech impediment of the 21st century. (Guilty.)

-17 accents from the British Isles, 1 woman.

-WHOA. In case you ever forget what the radio sounded like waaaaay back when, plug a year into The Nostalgia Machine. 2004 anyone?