How to Annoy Teenage Brothers: A Guide

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I'm not going to lie, I miss living on my own. But there are some things you just can't do with roommates. This is where having siblings comes in handy. When you're not home much, you have to make up for all the time you would have spent annoying them. It's common sense, really. Sarah's been at camp this past week, so I've had only brothers to bother. Tooooootally fine by me. :)


Here are some tips on how to really push some teenage boy buttons:

-Accidentally on purpose memorize the phone numbers of their special lady friends and threaten to text them. Hourly.

-Draw accurate pictures of them on the church chalkboards
-Take a picture of their favourite car and convince them that you got to test drive it while they were back home hard at work
-When they're on the phone with a special lady friend, walk into the room and yell "YOU NEED TO COME UPSTAIRS! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SPONGE BATH!" Or, sing "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" at the top of your lungs.

-Hack their Facebook
-Hang a poster of their most hated celebrity over a poster of their most loved celebrity and see how long it takes for them to notice
-Post lots of annoying things on their Facebook while they're out on a date
-Convince them you've done something, and only reply with a malicious smile when they ask what you did. Enjoy the ensuing paranoia.


Have fun, kids!

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