I hope you read that in a voice akin to how you'd cheer for Nacho Libre. 

Well folks, today's the big night! The roadshow crew this year is fantastic. I just finished watching the video footage from Dress Rehearsal last night and they're so great. Not that I'm biased...They've worked really hard and I'm excited to watch them on stage tonight! This year the theme of the young adults' Roadshow is "Around the World in 80 Minutes". Each congregation was given a different area of the world to create a skit for. Our ward was assigned the Polynesian Islands, and our skit grew into a spoof on Johnny Lingo. (With special appearances by Lilo and Stitch.) 

Unfamiliar with Johnny Lingo? Educate yourself.

Unfamilar with Lilo and Stitch?

...

Get out.

Just kidding.

Mostly.