Here's the thing. If you go to see the doctor on campus, just about every room they can put you in is plastered with posters, diagrams, pamphlets, etc. about STDs. And pregnancy. It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad. They even have this plastic uterus that's kind of like a Mr. Potato Head because you can take it apart and put it back together. Weird.

Anyways, every time they stick me in one of these rooms I take great delight in answering the questions on this sheet posted on the wall entitled "Questions to guide a woman's choice of birth control"