Last night I went to my cousin Bethany's open house for her wedding.

It was very crowded in the house, and as I was walking through the dining room, I felt someone pull my hair. I whirled around and there was my dear, balding Grandpa Edwards with a big grin on his face.

Me: "Hey Grandpa you better not pull my hair!"
Grandpa: "HMM?"
Me: "You better not pull my hair! ...or I'll have to pull yours!"
Grandpa: "Yeah? Well did you bring a magnifying glass to find it?"