The Oddball Awards

by - 10:24 AM

I am quickly learning that University is a strange, strange place filled with strange, strange people.

In my one of my classes, there's a guy with earrings the size of toonies stuck inside his earlobes. Hey buddy, Dumbo called, he wants his ears back. Seriously. Stretching those things out can't be healthy.

Last week I saw a guy who looked just like Justin Bieber, just a little bit taller, and a little bit more male. I thought about telling him this, but then I noticed that he was smoking weed. No wonder he's looking for Somebody to Love.

Also, there's this chick that sits in the PE building all the time who looks EXACTLY like one of the anime characters off of Dance Dance Revolution. She wears these awful hot pink and black gothic dresses, and long boots, and heavy dark makeup. And cat ears. Every day. Honest. I can't make this stuff up!

Honourable Mentions on my running tally of interesting people:

  • three boys who look and dress exactly like Kurt from Glee
  • five people that look like other people I know back home
  • two people with tattoos occupying every available space on their skin
  • One Dutch professor
  • The crazy schizophrenic lady that yells at teenage girls and rides my bus once in awhile
  • BOYS IN CARDIGANS. Hello. :)

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