Mum: Hey, how are ya?
Me: Kinda sketched out...
Mum: Why?
Me: I think I just heard a gunshot in my neighbourhood....
Mum: Well, stay in the basement, and shut your window....
Me: Oh, I did. And I'm snuggled up in bed with my nerf gun.
Mum: Oh THAT'S great. Fend them off with FOAM! *laughs*
Me: Are you mocking me?!
Mum: *laughs*
Me: ....
Mum: Do you have hairspray?
Me: Somewhere...
Mum: Go get it and then spray it in their eyes! That stuff BURNS!
Me: Mom....
Mum: And then find a lighter...
Me: MOM!
Mum: What?! I'm just backing up your weaponry!