Momma Froc

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People who are around me for very long inevitably end up hearing about the infamous "Momma Froc". My mother knows I talk about her. She's still undecided whether that's a good thing or not haha. 

Here are some fun things you probably don't know about my mom:

1. Momma Froc HATES to be photographed. 
Legit. I took a picture of her once, and it resulted in her chasing me around the house for half an hour threatening to cut off my inheritance if I didn't delete it from my camera. This picture is an EXTREMELY rare occurance. I wasn't even there to witness it. Sad day. :(

2. Momma Froc is an exceptional baker. She can make delicious foccacia bread, her famous chocolate chip cookies, butterhorns, chocolate pecan tarts, raspberry cheesecake brownies... However, she refuses to make pie. Ever.

3.Momma Froc loves puns. LOVES THEM. Her sheep jokes are basically her sixth baby. Never ever ever ever ever EVER bring them up. Especially on a road trip. Or you'll hear about how "They're really not that baaaa-d. In fact, they're woolly, woolly good for ewe." 
*facepalm*

4. Momma Froc hates shrimp. It's weird because she loves every other kind of seafood.

5. Momma Froc sings alto. 

6. Momma Froc loves medical shows. Between her not-so-secrety love affair with the TV show ER and having a special needs child that's in the hospital a lot, she can talk hospital speak with the best of them. 

Happy Mother's Day! 
(Don't forget to call all yo mommas.)

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