Family History Friday: Conversations

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Remember that time when I needed to move out, but then it turned out I didn't need to move, but my parents still thought I needed to, and basically I just jumped from house to house for three weeks?

It's a long story.

Welllll... I spent a good chunk of those three weeks hanging out at my grandparents' house about half an hour away. I love staying there. Old age has made them hilarious, and their banter is so great that sometimes I just sit on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch. For real. 
Eventually I realized I was sitting on a gold mine, so I started taking my laptop and typing up their conversations. Cousins, you may thank me later. Enjoy!

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Verla: When we were first married, we lived in a little two-room house on a farm out near Chin. No electricity, no heat- we got our water from a well in the yard… What else?
Ray: We heated it with coal.
V: Yes, we heated the house with coal. There was this big old stove in the main room and it had a space behind it. Your grandpa had it in his mind that he was going to be a farmer, and he’d bring me all these animals. We had baby lambs back there, and baby pigs… some chickens one time!
R: (chuckles)
V: There was no fridge, so if we wanted to keep anything cool, we’d have to put it down the well…
R: Kept things pretty cool. Worked really well hmm?
V: It did. Our first Christmas there we had a Christmas tree with no lights because we didn’t have electricity. Do you remember that Ray? We had to have it in the bedroom! (laughs)
R: Well there was no room anywhere else. The other room was filled with all your little pets!
V: Ha! MY little pets…
R: We should try it again sometime.
V: Try what? Farming? I don’t think so! Why on earth would you want to do that? Don’t you like flipping a switch and having light?
R: Well then I could have a moustache!


V: You’re sure full of it tonight, aren’t you?
Me: Better watch out grandpa, or grandma will spank you.
V: Oh we don’t do spankings in this house.
R: Yeah, we only do kisses and hope for something better!


R: Better eat your ice cream before it melts.
V: It’s not going to melt. It’s not that hot and I’m certainly not that hot.
R: Dunno… You look pretty hot to me!
V: You also can’t see well...


R: *coughs*
V: Honey!
R: Yes honey?
V: Don’t choke!
R: Why not? Then you could give me mouth to mouth!

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So great. Also, this past week they celebrated their 60th Anniversary on November 11! 

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