Are you a googler? I am. I google everything. Here's a selection of my recent search history:

-If you lose weight do your feet get skinny

-What is the name of the purple mountain Crayola crayon

-Star Wars fonts

-Sanjaya Malakar's ponytail

-what is my hawaiian name

-buy a tortoise

-minimalist lumberjack print

-genuinely nice celebrities

-pulchritudinous

-angry muskrat

-is it legal to marry your second cousin

-why can you see the moon during the day but not the sun at night

-female bodybuilders

-songs that are 180 bpm

-care bear name generator

-free stickers

-why are you supposed to drink tea with your pinky up

-What type of fart are you quiz

And those aren't even the REALLY weird ones...