"I had a nightmare last night. About a moustache chasing me. A MOUSTACHE. And it was like, all human looking... It was basically like the Lorax, except brown and all hair. It was frickin' scary man!"

"Ooh! Ooh! Can I drive?! I'm really good at driving!"

"...You know that MarioKart doesn't count right?"

"..."

"..."

"BUT I'M TOTALLY GOOD AT STAYING IN THE LINES! That's hard, okay!"

"Would you like to see this book about cats? Remember when we saw the kitten yesterday? Well kittens are just like cats, except they're dumber."

"Oh Chantelle... Those bruises look terrible!"

"Hey, they're green today... I AM ELPHABA!"

"Cardigans are my life blood! I feel like I just lost an arm or something."

"Haha you got amputated! That's so sad! Think we could start a war amps campaign?

"Cardigamps?"

"Cardigamputated!"

"BAHAHA"

"We learned what immorality is at EFY!"

"Yeah? So what is immorality?"

"The dance with no pants!"

"Hold my hand! I can't go through the school supplies section without getting distracted..."