What I learned at school today
1. It's extremely entertaining to watch your old Linguistics prof try to meringue and salsa, until you awkwardly realize that you're probably five times worse than she is.
2. Middle-aged women really dig Selena Gomez.
3. There are at least two female students at the university that would be willing to trade sexual favours for a free tattoo. (They were talking really loud about it too. It was hard not to eavesdrop.)
4. Apparently "Copy and paste!" is the newer, nerdier way of saying "ditto" or "What he said".
5. Museums in the 1800s didn't label anything. They just slapped everything up in a case and called it a day.
6. There was a woman called Lady Hester Pitt who was the daughter of the then British Prime Minister. He decided to take her with him on a tour of Syria, and I guess part of their Daddy-Daughter date was visiting this asylum there. Well, she met a patient who told her that he had a vision that she would one day be Queen of the Jews and lead them back to Israel. Then she moved to Palestine to "fulfill her destiny" or something. I guess the guy was pretty convincing.
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