Once upon a time (a.k.a. last year), we had a roommate that made a comment about some guy and how he was REALLY old. Roommate Heather happens to be older than said guy, and she was kind of miffed at that. But it was decided that Heather would not be old, she would just be Legendary! Then it was decided that Old Roommate Indie would be our Toddler, and Roommate Rachel would be the Baby. I happened to be sitting in the living room while this was going on, and I stupidly opened my mouth and said, "Wait a minute! I'm younger than Rachel! If she's the baby, what does that make me?"

Soon, I was introduced to everyone that came over to our house as "The Fetus". Although I didn't really mind, I secretly prayed that the next roommate to move in would be younger than me so that I could give her a special little nickname too.