Sometimes It's Okay to Skip Single Ladies.
Today was the last day of my daycamps, and I got to drive not one, but two of the little boys home. We'll call them Eustace and Tyrone. As usual, I put some music on for me in the front while Eustace and Tyrone played I Spy in the back seat.
Eustace: Chantelle?
Me: Yes?
Eustace: This song is DUMB.
Me: Haha WHAT?! It is NOT!
Tyrone: Yes it is!
Me: Fine I'll change it.
*Chantelle flips the song to "Single Ladies"
Tyrone: Not this song! No!
Chantelle: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES! ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!
Eustace: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! STOP!
Chantelle: Fine! I'll turn it off.
A moment passes. The boys resume their I Spy game.
Chantelle: ...UP IN THE CLUB, JUST WOKE UP, DOIN' MY OWN LITTLE TH-
Tyrone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And then they threw a beach ball at my head. While I was driving.
The music remained off for the rest of the trip.
The end.
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