My birthday is in exactly two weeks. Momma Froc has been asking me what I want for my birthday. I usually don't like to ask people for things, even on such an auspicious occasion as the celebration of my birth and consequential betterment of the planet. However, since she INSISTS I make her a list, I'll just do it here where I can make it as ridiculous as I please. HA!

• The Glee Warblers CD
• bobby pins (Seriously, where do they go?)
• blowtorch
• power drill
• A wardrobe that takes me to Narnia
• a record player
• a Gnome bowling set
• A car! Either this one, this one, or this one.
• A tea party with Oprah, Julie Andrews, Ellen Degeneres, or Mr. Bean. Or all four of them.
• This dress. 
• An Oompa Loompa to clean my room and sing me bedtime songs
• film for my polaroid camera
• chalkboard paint
• nerf gun with extra ammo
• More Disney bandaids
• a new passport
• A year's supply of Orangina
• A projector so I can watch movies outside in the summer on the side of my house
• A TRIP TO IKEA
• a mango tree
• I Love Lucy Seasons 2-6
• A baby penguin